Hi. Jasmine here.
Many of you are wondering if she is ever going to update her webpage. The answer is "no".
I can't quite blame her. I mean, why should she take the time to update this thing when she could spend her free time, when she has it, petting me. We all know that I am more important than anything that can be done on the computer.
Unfortunately, I must question her judgment. She is spending her time taking care of a baby human. You know her as "Destiny", but I refer to her as a mother stealer. She stole my mother, and is keeping her from her duties of petting and worshipping me. It is enough to make any cat sick.
So, I figured I would let you know that you all fall third inline. It goes (1) Destiny (2) Me (3) all of you people that I am pretty sure don't really exist since you aren't here petting me, if I would even grace you with this honor.
So, be warned, it may be another 2 years before I update this page. If you want to hear from Sheila, you better let her know...otherwise, my words will reign on this page for eternity!!!!
Muahahahahhahameow!
-J